Everyone knows the most delicious part of the muffin is the top.

Ch-checkin’ out my sweet hips, my sugar coated berry lips, I know you what get with this, but I’m just here to dance

Soo baaaccckk up off me, you’re weeeiirding me out

I’m an independent lady, so don’t you try to play me, I run a tidy bakery, the boys all want my cake for free, but if you can’t shake your fakery, then kiss my muffin top…

(via mynameispaxton)

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    This is what I sing in the shower.

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    STILL DON’T KNOW WHY KENT KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO THIS

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    My brother sings this every day.

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